Horoscopes

Chapter 5

Welcome back, my fellow brainwashed Zodiac enthusiasts, to HOROSCOPES! Aren’t you excited to learn about what lies in front of you for May? I know I am! Buckle up tight for I have just started the engine!

Aries: March 21 - April 19.
My dearest bold and brave... Taking action on your dreams during May is a must. After all, the coming month is all about putting yourself first. You must realise that the only way to get off the “hamster wheel” of habits is to change your mindset every morning when you wake up. This could change the whole course of your life altogether. “Don’t underestimate the power of your words, thoughts, and actions this month.”
The ram woke up from a fulfilling slumber, ready to start the day fresh. Time to dream and create!

Taurus: April 20 - May 20.
My dearest loyals... During May, try opening up to your spiritual side more to get deeper in touch with yourself. This could potentially assist you in escaping from constant patterns of feeling stuck, angry, or bitter. Not only that but, you should attempt to perceive the world in a different way next month, for there is much left to explore! “You are stubborn, but you are not hopeless.”
The bull closed its eyes and started meditating. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out...

Gemini: May 21 - June 20.
My dearest social butterflies... “Expect life to get much sweeter in May, and not just to celebrate your birthday, but yourself and every accomplishment that is coming your way!” Everyone close to you will also suddenly become more sugary, right out of the blue! When Venus shifts into your sign on the 23rd of May, you’ll bloom in joy.
The twins smiled at their friend, their eyes crinkling at the corners after hearing a cute compliment.

Cancer: June 21 - July 22.
Next month, you might decide to go on a trip or study something to inspire you to think in a new way. Don’t give up during May - encourage yourself to keep on going. (An effective way of keeping your will intact is to install something in your home that reminds you of your sign. This helps you celebrate yourself and your capabilities.) “You’ve already gone through the worst of it, life is only looking upward from here on out.”
The crab clenched its pinchers and smiled, deciding, then and there, never to stop moving.

Leo: July 23 - August 22.
You might have been feeling quite exhausted lately, willing to do anything for a vacation. During May, you should attempt to become more serious about yourself, who you are, what you’ve experienced, who you will be, etc, so your tiredness slips away. Enjoy and be grateful for all the moments you have. “You deserve the goodness that life is providing you with in the here and now.”
The lion roared, pleased with its new list of goals, fatigue evaporating as quickly as it had come.

Virgo: August 23 - September 22.
“A single night filled with rituals and treats won’t mend a sense of chaos.” But a habit made out of self-priority and stronger boundaries will! During May, it is advised to stick to your word. Next month, if disrespect presents itself and you don’t want to take it, make sure to walk away willingly.
The maiden worked on her newspaper article, remembering the promise that she was holding.

Libra: September 23 - October 22.
“The month of May is going to offer you a chance to reclaim your power as you start to allow your limits and negative beliefs to fall away.” Next month, you’ll realise how you have been holding yourself back from happiness. Keep in mind that there is no “villain” stopping you from joy - you must try to be open to taking accountability, and that will paint you with confidence.
The set of scales smiled slightly, balancing perfectly well, a blossom of happiness erupting within.

Scorpio: October 23 - November 21.
“Although you are a water sign and have a very whimsical, emotional, and (sometimes) irrational approach to life, you are realising that you work better when you have a clear path laid out ahead of you.” Next month, really organise a mental (or, who knows, physical) list of intentions, habits, and routines so you can achieve your goal. This will boost your confidence because you have a sense of direction!
The scorpion started writing down a daily routine, determined to work out more.

Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21.
“This is your month! With the sun, Venus (the planet love), and Jupiter (the planet of good luck and expansion) all sitting in your seventh house of relationships by May 25, you will start to feel like life is simply working in your favour.” May is the perfect time to create something new or take action. There is very little currently standing in your way... so it’s your choice what you’ll do next month!
The bow and arrow went on a hiking trip, feeling relaxed after inhaling fresh air.

Capricorn: December 22 - January 19.
During May, you are going to feel like you have tons of energy to spend time with your family. Take advantage of this sudden boost in mood, but make sure you spend it with the people closest to you! “However, and whoever you spend your time with in May, make sure that they fill your cup - even if that means filling it yourself.
The sea-goat swam around in the water, laughing with its brother.

Aquarius: January 20 - February 18.
“With May here, you have nothing to worry about.” Everything’s going to sail smoothly for you next month. Try to get yourself out of the “everything has to be hard” mindset. Expect joy and ease instead, and the world will match with you. Take some time during May to relax and just enjoy and be grateful for the pleasures of life.
The water barrier floated on its back on the calm ocean, sighing with content.

Pisces: February 19 - March 20.
From May 20 onwards especially, you will realise how much easier it is simply to lay back and let your life roll. Stay in the present moment and don’t think too much about the future. Simply just meditate. “This is much easier said than done, but with a few mindfulness practices and a safe space where you can fully unwind, the path to presentness is much more attainable this month than ever before.”
The fish swam around in the water, not giving a damn about tomorrow’s test.

Whelp, that’s all we have for today, fortune-telling-obsessed-zodiac-obsessed-super-duper-obsessed-pooks! I really hope that you enjoyed reading. Until next time...

Written by Hazel Antler.
Edited by Hazel Antler.