Hogwarts This Month

Chapter 1

(Cover made by Hazel Antler.)

Hey guys! Thank you SO MUCH for opening this issue of Hogwarts Monthly News. Your constant support always motivates us to keep creating! <3

We are in our Issue 14 era with this lovely April edition of Hogwarts Monthly News. This month has been pretty chill, which is exactly why I chose to write this chapter… No, I'm kidding. I just chose to write this because April is such a lovely name. Or did I? OKAY, MOVING ON–

For our northern hemisphere people, April in spring has been quite peaceful, with blooming flowers spotted all around the castle gardens (particularly poppies…?) The wind is calm, and so is everyone around it. Well, except for those with allergies and hay fever. Like me. But I'm not up there, so once again, MOVING ON–

And as for the ones down under... Whelp, there's a huge caterpillar army currently surrounding my apartment right now, but other than that, everything's fine because we are in AUTUMN, the best season in the world (100% objective). The trees around my place are yet to be in their red and gold generation though :(

Many wonderful celebrations have occurred this month, such as Passover, Earth Day, and many more! Oh, and while we’re on the topic of Earth Day, let me make one point clear: WE'RE KILLING THE EARTH AND WE NEED TO STOP IT OR EVENTUALLY WE’LL ALL DIE OUT AND GO EXTINCT!

Anyways, April Fool's Day was particularly memorable... Probably because I pranked the new employee on her first day of the job (but we don't talk about that... SORRY AL!)

Like I said before, April was a pretty laid-back month, so there's not much to yap about (and trust me, I'm really good at yapping with my degree in yappology and all. I even have a certificate for it in my backstory). Thank you so much for reading and I'll see you in the next chapter. GOODBYE FOR NOW!

Written by Hazel Antler.
Edited by Hazel Antler.
Proofread by Daphne Clarke.