Hogwarts Monthly News (Issue 13)
By Hazel Emory Antler
Welcome back, all readers, to another issue of Hogwarts Monthly News! Apologies for the long delay - I promise it won't happen again. Hidden inside the cover of this book are leprauchans, water balloons, feminism, candles, art, and so much more! So what are you waiting for? OPEN ME! (1 Copy = 3 sickles.)
Last Updated
April 26, 2025
Chapters
25
Reads
142
Let's End It Here
Chapter 26
Let’s end it here...
No, let’s not.
First, why don’t we go over a quick overview of March and some of the events that have occurred?
St. Patrick’s Day, for one—leprechauns, gold, and green... Oh, and don’t forget the clovers!
Holi, of course—colours, victory, colours, victory!
International Women’s Day—GENDER EQUALITY FOR EVERYONE!
The biggest highlight might have just been that Petrificus Totalus in our library. Everything’s changed so much, for the better! I personally love the big book covers and fonts (OH, AND THE CATEGORIES!) What about you? Make sure to share your thoughts with a close friend!
We’re nearing the end of this chapter, so why don’t we hear a quick little joke?
Hem hem—Here it is:
What do you get when you mix a brain and rain?
...
A brainstorm!
Okay, I’m sorry, that was horrible. No, it truly was. I’m sure you’re bound to find much wittier and funnier jokes online, though!
Now, as the sky is darkening outside my window, I shall lay my hands by my sides and give them a rest. Thank you so much for reading, everybody. Until next issue… à bientôt!
Written by Hazel Antler.
Edited by Hazel Antler.
Proofread by Daphne Clarke.
