Shocking News

Chapter 2

Hello, hello readers, and welcome back to Issue 13 of Hogwarts Monthly News! I’m really sorry for how long this March issue has taken us… TWO WHOLE MONTHS! Thank goodness we’ve finally released it!

Unfortunately, nothing has really occurred during March except… THE LIBRARY’S MAKEOVER! For those of you who have recently visited the Hogwarts Library, you must already know about the big fonts, categories, spotlight, and other cool features of this updated HiH Library! Recently, the librarians have been fishing through every book written, either accepting it or rejecting it with feedback. Make sure that your books follow the Library Policies, which can be found here: https://hogwartsishere.com/library/policy/.

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NOW IT’S TIME FOR SOME FAKE NEWS… AND IT’S CRAZY!

In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, a cult of students decided to paint the castle walls green before decorating them with clovers. They also sneaked some leprechauns onto the castle grounds—from where, I have no idea. Ahh, I still remember the 17th, students and teachers alike pushing and shoving past each other just to collect fake coins… I feel bad for their poor backs (and heads, since one Hufflepuff got hexed on his head with a rock while arguing with another).

Well, that’s all I have for March’s Shocking News, HMN fans. Until next time… GOODBYE!

Written by Hazel Antler.
Edited by Hazel Antler.
Proofread by Daphne Clarke.