Hogwarts Monthly News (Issue 12)
By Hazel Emory Antler
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Last Updated
March 1, 2025
Chapters
21
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80
Top 10 Memes Of The Month
Chapter 19
Bonjour, mes amis! Welcome to the Top 10 Memes of the Month!
Come on in—but be warned. These memes are so good that they might just have you falling out of your chair. Don’t say I didn’t warn you—and please proceed cautiously!
Haircut
Oh my goodness gracious. At least Harry is… honestly, I’m not sure what to say. He has the excuse of the Triwizard Tournament, at least… but Ronald… I’m shaken that Hermione didn’t say anything. Perhaps she found it funny?
Romione
Have I mentioned how much I love canon Romione? Ron is so sweet remembering this. I mean, five years later! Five books later! The man went through so much in five years and still… he remembers Hermione’s happy test score. <3
Dear Future Husband
Why does this totally sound like something Ron would say? Well, to be honest, if he had, I’d wager that Hermione would have been utterly annoyed and had flounced away (same, girl! I mean, what is that pickup line?)
Same, Ron…Same.
The title pretty much sums it up. I truly do feel like I’m dying when I study. Honestly, though, I never realised that ‘blush’ was a contraction—but that makes a lot of sense! And weirdly, so does studying… hmm….
Tears
I’m not the most adept with titles. Honestly, this isn’t a funny meme, but I saw it, got really sad, and just had to share it. It is honestly quite true, and I think that it should inspire a lot of us to show love to everyone—because we never know what they are going through.
Albus!
As an apology, I present to you… this. Honestly, I would feel bad for Severus, but being mean to kids as a teacher is just so awful that I don’t actually feel that horrible. Like, come on. There’s a plethora of jobs you could take if you don’t like teaching. Seriously, Sev…
Dr. Remus
TBH, I think this is actually psychological advice that sometimes when you eat, you feel better. Of course, though, never overeat or exhaust your stomach. That’s not good. But when depresso, you gotta get a good chocolato. That was really bad, I’m so sorry—
Being expelled is worse than death
This meme template is so funny. But it’s so true, and I’m really fond of the opinion that Harry uses this spell solely because of what Hermione said in First Year. I’m probably wrong, but who cares?
Universally relatable
Okay, this has to be the most relatable meme I’ve ever seen. Way too many times, I’m struggling with the faintest 3-second clip of the best song ever in my head and I cannot find anything. It bothers me so much!
Pin of Shame
Crown jewel of memes because Fred, baby, what are you doing?? The look on his face is literally priceless. He looks so envious, and it’s honestly weird when his hair is literally so much better, LOL.
I hope you enjoyed it! Return next issue to find another round of superb meme heaven extraordinaire. See you then, readers!
Written by Sara Rowan.
Edited by Hazel Antler.
Proofread by Daphne Clarke.