Fun

Chapter 5

"Never dull your shine for somebody else." ~ Tyra Banks "Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." ~ Dale Carnegie "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Alan Dundes "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." ~ Norman Wisdom "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." ~ Dalai Lama "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." ~ Prince Philip "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too." ~ Rodney Dangerfield "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." ~ Winston Churchill "Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe." ~ Mark Twain "We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love." ~ Robert Fulghum "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it." ~ Clarence Darrow "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." ~ Bill Watterson "According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog." ~ Jay Leno "We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." ~ Phyllis Diller "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles M. Schulz