Adressed to the Daily Prophet, 08/26

Chapter 2

Dear sir/madam, I appreciate you taking the time to read this letter from a humble witch. Recently, I have been harassed following a fraudulent article written about my restaurant, Wizarding Diner, referred as a "dirty, disgusting place" and a "passion project" that I won't be able to manage. I'd like to say that these accusations make me profoundly upset. I am not a violent woman and you have nothing to fear from me. This letter is not a threat or even a legal warning. It's a simple exchange between an upset reader and an editor from the Daily Prophet. I would not, however, expect to see Ms. Morrissey at the Prophet's employ anytime soon. I had a pleasant talk with her over some tea, and she found it a lot more pleasurable to work in the meat business. I can't tell you all the details, but I trust that you understand that I have a family and am now out of one of my major sources of income thanks to this article. I will happily take the criticism, however, and improve my restaurant. I am also mailing one of my most recent pies, the "worst pies in London", as most of you say. Ms. Morrissey helped me a lot with those ones in particular. Helena Joanne Black Proud chef of the Wizarding Diner