Wizarding Innuendos: The Complete Guide
By [No Name]
Does what it says on tin, my friend. No description needed. I dedicate this book to Emily Larkins. She is the moon of my life, my sun and stars. Without her, I would not be here today.
Last Updated
May 31, 2021
Chapters
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Some Questionable Actual Lines From The Books
Chapter 1
Content Warning(s)
Suggestive Themes
This work may include content with suggestive themes but is not adult-rated. Please proceed with caution.
"I’m going to tie him up. That’s all, I swear.’"
Remus Lupin - POA <strike>(let's face it we've all used that line before)</strike>
"Can we have another go?"
Harry Potter
"Not now. You’ve had enough for one night."
Remus Lupin - POA
“Something silver white, something enormous erupted from the end of his wand.”
POA <strike>(enormous really?)</strike>
“But whether James really did take off Snape’s pants, Harry never found out.”
OOTP <strike>(i am personally extremely glad he did not find out)</strike>
“Harry was to be found, yet again, kneeling on the floor of Snape’s office.”
OOTP
"We’re not fussy where we stick this."
Fred Weasley - OOTP<strike> (i have an idea)</strike>
“Harry’s heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defense against external penetration?”
OOTP
"Was it… was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use his- thing?"
OOTP <strike>(i sure hope he did)</strike>
“Harry tried every variation of ‘I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you’ that he could think off…”
HBP
"Maybe it’s better when you do it yourself. I didn’t enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for a ride."
Harry Potter - HBP <strike>(was he a bit rough hazza?)</strike>
