The Humor of Hogwarts Houses (Part 2)

By ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧

The long-awaited part 2 of this entertaining series is finally here! Enjoy even more hilarious and heart-warming conversations/interactions between the four houses we all know and love. There might even be a part 3 up Aurora's sleeve ;)

Last Updated

May 31, 2021

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Strong Language

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Someone has fallen down the stairs. SLYTHERIN: *laughs* Fucking idiot. HUFFLEPUFF: Hey! That's not nice - it's like you hate everyone and only think about yourself! SLYTHERIN: That's not true... HUFFLEPUFF: SLYTHERIN: I hate everyone including me. HUFFLEPUFF: Aww don't say tha- RAVENCLAW: Myself. HUFFLEPUFF: SLYTHERIN: RAVENCLAW: You said "me" but "myself" is grammatically correct and sounds better. HUFFLEPUFF: I swear Ravenclaw, I will kill you if you be so insensitive one more time RAVENCLAW: *stares* SLYTHERIN: *stares* GRYFFINDOR: *bursts out laughing and slapping his knee* HUFFLEPUFF: Please Gryffindor can you STOP laughing GRYFFINDOR: *still laughing* Sorry, but you're not actually going to kill Ravenclaw, right?

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