The Humor of Hogwarts Houses

By ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧

The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.

Last Updated

May 31, 2021

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Drug and/or Alcohol Use

This work may include scenes in which characters use illegal drugs or consume alcohol. Please proceed with caution.

- A party at Hufflepuff's house with drunk Slytherin - RAVENCLAW: Sly, truth or dare? SLYTHERIN: Dare. RAVENCLAW: Kiss the most beautiful person in the room. SLYTHERIN: Okay. Gryffindor? GRYFFINDOR: *blushes hard* Yes? SLYTHERIN: Move. You're in my way. HUFFLEPUFF: *behind Gryffindor, internally screaming* SLYTHERIN: *kisses Hufflepuff's cat* RAVENCLAW: GRYFFINDOR: HUFFLEPUFF: HUFFLEPUFF: *cries in Spanish*

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