The Humor of Hogwarts Houses

By ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧

The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.

Last Updated

May 31, 2021

Chapters

22

Reads

15

Part 20

Chapter 21
HUFFLEPUFF: But Sly, you need to learn to share! HUFFLEPUFF: Okay, if you have ten biscuits and someone asks you for one? SLYTHERIN: I would still have ten biscuits. HUFFLEPUFF: And if you have ten biscuits and someone takes one? SLYTHERIN: Ten biscuits. And a dead body. HUFFLEPUFF: *sighs* HUFFLEPUFF: What if you have ten biscuits and I ask you for one? SLYTHERIN: Then I would have five biscuits left. HUFFLEPUFF: Five? SLYTHERIN: Of course. I would give you half of it. HUFFLEPUFF: *actually touched* HUFFLEPUFF: *blushes*
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