The Humor of Hogwarts Houses
By ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧
The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.
Last Updated
May 31, 2021
Chapters
22
Reads
15
Part 20
Chapter 21
HUFFLEPUFF: But Sly, you need to learn to share! HUFFLEPUFF: Okay, if you have ten biscuits and someone asks you for one? SLYTHERIN: I would still have ten biscuits. HUFFLEPUFF: And if you have ten biscuits and someone takes one? SLYTHERIN: Ten biscuits. And a dead body. HUFFLEPUFF: *sighs* HUFFLEPUFF: What if you have ten biscuits and I ask you for one? SLYTHERIN: Then I would have five biscuits left. HUFFLEPUFF: Five? SLYTHERIN: Of course. I would give you half of it. HUFFLEPUFF: *actually touched* HUFFLEPUFF: *blushes*