The Humor of Hogwarts Houses

By ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧

The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.

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May 31, 2021

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GRYFFINDOR: Hey Ravenclaw, what's the answer to 27 on the homework? RAVENCLAW: As if I'm going to give you the answers. *rolls eyes* GRYFFINDOR: *sigh* Guess we have to do this the hard way. GRYFFINDOR: *grabs Ravenclaw's book and puts it over flaming match* The answer, Ravenclaw. RAVENCLAW: Stop. GRYFFINDOR: *holds book over head* What's the answer to question 27. On. The. Homework. RAVENCLAW: *Frantically reaching for book* I'll rip out your throat bitch! Stop! Stooop! HUFFLEPUFF: Should we help? SLYTHERIN: *sips tea* Nah.

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