The Humor of Hogwarts Houses

By ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧

The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.

Last Updated

May 31, 2021

Chapters

22

Reads

15

Part 16

Chapter 17

Content Warning(s)

Strong Language

This work may include strong language (i.e. swearing). Please proceed with caution.

SLYTHERIN: *gets a paper cut* SLYTHERIN: OW! Son of a bi- HUFFLEPUFF: Sly! *gestures wildly to nearby kids* CHILDREN! SLYTHERIN: i i i i i i i i i i s s-cuit. . .Son of a biscuit. . . . . .that's it, HUFFLEPUFF: Nice save! SLYTHERIN: Yeah, fuckin nailed it. HUFFEPUFF: Wh-? Slytherin!
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