The Humor of Hogwarts Houses

By ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧

The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.

Last Updated

May 31, 2021

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Chapter 14

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RAVENCLAW: I'm cold. GRYFFINDOR: Here, have my jacket. HUFFLEPUFF: Hey, I'm cold too. SLYTHERIN: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn't listen now *piles more scarves on Hufflepuff* I fucking have to make sure you don't fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you're allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes Gryffindor's hat* how fucking long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner.

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