The Humor of Hogwarts Houses

By ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧

The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.

Last Updated

May 31, 2021

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Part 11

Chapter 12

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Strong Language

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HUFFLEPUFF: I'm mad. SLYTHERIN: *reading a book* What happened? HUFFLEPUFF: I just don't understand why people need to be mean. SLYTHERIN: *flips page* Who did that? HUFFLEPUFF: Someone said that I'm weird- SLYTHERIN: *still not looking up* Don't take it as an insult. Weird just means you're unique. HUFFLEPUFF: They said I'm a weird bitch with an ugly face. SLYTHERIN: *stands up abruptly, book falls to the floor* SLYTHERIN: WHO SAID THAT? WHERE IS MY BAT?

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