Laura(x-23)+Ron

Chapter 1

Lard Hi, I'm Ralph but everybody calls me lard. I was told i was half wizard but then my Mum told me she was a mutant i asked "what is that, Mum" "it means i have powers and since your Father is a Wizard So lets go to the archery Stand for your 11 birthday" "Ok Mum, Good Night." "Good Night Honey" She said and kissed me.