The Evil Muesli Bar

By Roisin McCann

Jack is up early for his first day at Hogwarts but when he unwraps his breakfast it jumps out and runs away! Join Jack and try stop the evil muesli bar from doing something very very very very very very horrific!!!

Last Updated

May 31, 2021

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2

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The Evil Plan

Chapter 2

"I Mueseelly Barar am going to blow up the worlds pantries so the world can only eat MUESLI BARS MWA HA HA!" Mueseely shreiked  to his captive Chocolara "Please Sir, Everyone loves me I'm a chocolate bar," she pleaded

"So?" Mueseelly cocked "I'm a muesli bar!"

"But...,"

"Shut Up,"

"MWA HA HA!!!"

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