The Essential Guide to Hogwarts Portraiture, Ed. II

By Professor Rosenquist

The second edition of The Essential Guide to Hogwarts Portraiture includes updated versions of the entries in the first edition, along with additional portraits that were not included in the original. This textbook is to be used in conjunction with Magical Art 601.

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Fat Lady

Chapter 26

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The portrait of the Fat Lady seems to have been painted at the time of the Renaissance, and depicts a noble Greek woman, though none are sure of her actual identity. From the Fat Lady’s attitude, she was probably a Dionysian (i.e. a follower of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, ecstasy, and ritual madness). It is believed that the woman’s family donated the portrait to Hogwarts due to the castle holding many other famous paintings. It is unknown where the portrait of the Fat Lady was placed before she began guarding Gryffindor Tower in 1960, or who guarded it before her. She is a very flamboyant woman who loves to get drunk, be merry, and gossip with her best friend Violet. The two women often get incredibly drunk around Christmas break, consuming several of the monk portrait’s never ending vats. The Fat Lady will often scold students for waking her from her beauty sleep as they return late to the Tower. In 1993, the Fat Lady’s portrait was shredded by Sirius Black because she refused to let him enter without the password. Filch worked hard to restore the portrait, during which time she was replaced temporarily by Sir Cadogan. When asked to return she refused to be the guard again without some sort of security, so two security trolls were stationed in the hallway by her portrait.
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Table of Contents

Introduction
Chapter 1
Albus Dumbledore
Chapter 2
Ambrose Swott
Chapter 3
Anne Boleyn
Chapter 4
Antonia Creaseworthy
Chapter 5
Ariana Dumbledore
Chapter 6
Armando Dippet
Chapter 7
Barnabas the Barmy
Chapter 8
Basil Fronsac
Chapter 9
Bertie Bott
Chapter 10
Bloody Baron
Chapter 11
Brian Gagwilde III
Chapter 12
Brutus Scrimgeour
Chapter 13
Chessmasters
Chapter 14
Circe
Chapter 15
Cottismore Croyne
Chapter 16
Damara Dodderidge
Chapter 17
Dexter Fortescue
Chapter 18
Dilys Derwent
Chapter 19
Edessa Skanderberg
Chapter 20
Edward Rabnott
Chapter 21
Elizabeth Burke
Chapter 22
Emeric Switch
Chapter 23
Everard
Chapter 24
Fat Friar
Chapter 25
Fat Lady
Chapter 26
Fytherley Undercliffe
Chapter 27
George von Rheticus
Chapter 28
Giffard Abbott
Chapter 29
Gilderoy Lockhart
Chapter 30
Godric Gryffindor
Chapter 31
Google Flange
Chapter 32
Google Stump
Chapter 33
Günther der Gewalttätige ist der Gewinner
Chapter 34
Helena Ravenclaw
Chapter 35
Helga Hufflepuff
Chapter 36
Heliotrope Wilkins
Chapter 37
Hengist Rawkes
Chapter 38
Iris Pius
Chapter 39
Mordicus Egg
Chapter 40
Newton Scamander
Chapter 41
Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington
Chapter 42
Nivalis Swoopstikes
Chapter 43
Percival Pratt
Chapter 44
Phineas Nigellus Black
Chapter 45
Phyllida Spore
Chapter 46
Quentin Trimble
Chapter 47
Rowena Ravenclaw
Chapter 48
Salazar Slytherin
Chapter 49
Selina Sapworthy
Chapter 50
Severus Snape
Chapter 51
Sidley Smirk Platter
Chapter 52
Sir Cadogan
Chapter 53
Temeritus Shanks
Chapter 54
Timothy the Timid
Chapter 55
Tobias Misslethorpe
Chapter 56
Vindictus Viridian
Chapter 57
Violet Tillyman
Chapter 58
Vulpus
Chapter 59
Walter Aragon
Chapter 60
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