Dear Diary - 886AD Crescent Moon

Chapter 4

I've had it with these locals! I mean, Dear Diary, I've had it with these locals! They are driving me insane! Old Mrs Kempromise keeps knocking up a storm on the front door trying to sell me her stale Bran Biscuits! If she touches the knocker even once more, my beautiful little birds will behave quite outside of their nature. Lapifors is proving more difficult than first anticipated. Apparently I lack focus. Snufflifors however... The old library up the road should work a treat!