The First Portal

Chapter 3

As the trio ventured through the portal, Tina wondered what idiocy was to come. "Don't forget, to open the next portal you must call out a meme relating to that universe!" Billy Eyelash called after. "Free-sha-vak-a-doo," Shrek nodded. "What does that even mean?" Tina huffed. "It's the dank version of okay, only gamers would know," Shrek deadpanned. He then bent down to whisper to Chase. "Is she an E-Girl?" "What's an E-Girl?" Chase asked. Tina stomped off. "Shut up, losers," They looked around. The world was brightly colored and strangely animated. A distance there is a petite girl with a bright pink bob, almost wig-like. She wore a matching striped pink dress. It appeared she was singing and dancing. Surrounding her, were what looked several puppets. They all varied in age and race. Suddenly, a tall and lanky man who resembled a pedophile jumped out of a bush. Then a tall and muscular french looking man dramatically flips into view. "Go, Go, Go, Lazy Town," They sang. The group continues to sing and dance in merry happiness, as the tall and lanky man swerves around trying to screw with the french looking man. The trio slowly began to approach the group. A puppet noticed them and squeaked in surprise. He resembled a spoiled rich child. And his voice was high and squeaky. "Strangers! Strangers!" He screamed. The rest of the group turned in surprise. The french man cartwheeled closer. "Freeze! Who are you?" As he observed them closer, he flinches. Tina notices he is staring in shock at Shrek. As she wonders why; the tall and gangly man tiptoes closer. "Who are these people?" He too sees Shrek. "And you think I'm out of shape, Sportacus," "Now, that is rude Robbie," The man named Sportacus says. "Don't mind him, he's a bit tired, not sure from what though to be honest," "Hey," Robbie huffs. "I'm Chase, this is Tina," Chase gestures to Tina. "And this is Shrek," He points to Shrek. "What kind of name is that?" Robbie snorts. "Quiet Robbie," Says the girl with the pink hair. "I'm Stephanie, welcome to Lazy Town," Author's Note: If you've never seen Lazy Town, please look it up. It was my whole childhood.