Doxycide

Chapter 5

I hate these nasty little things! Got an infestation in the neighbourhood, must be that Lockhart fellow again. Philip Black, you will not brew this potion. I will. Is that clear? Ingredients Bundimun Ooze Streeler shells Dragon liver Hemlock essence Tormentil essence Cowbane essence Juice the Bundimun. Add the Bundimun acid to the cauldron and stir quickly. Grind the Streeler shells and add to cauldron. Stir the potion then heat. Add chopped dragon liver and stir vigorously. Add a dash of hemlock essence and stir again. Add a glug of cowbane essence and a dash of tormentil tincture. Stir slowly then heat the cauldron. Wave your wand over the cauldron to finish the potion. Apply directly to the Doxy and watch the little thing become paralyzed instantly. I'd rather let the things go, but Helena wants me to crush them under my boot, and what do the desires of a man mean when his wife says "do this"? Philip, since you're still reading, take that advice.