Peregrin Tugwood's Guide To Looking Great (and Feeling Fine)

By Professor Draekon

Peregrin Tugwood was the great nephew of Sacharissa Tugwood, who pioneered cosmetic and beautifying potions in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. While following his great aunt's approach to beauty, Peregrin was known to take a more holistic approach to the concept, also concentrating on muscle definition, stress-free demeanor, quick wit, and memory. Tugwood's Guide to Looking Great! (And Feeling Fine) was first published in 1965, but quickly had multiple re-printings. It appears here in its most recent publication from 1993, and includes any corrections or additions to the original recipes.

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Adipocytic Potion

Chapter 7

Adipocytic Potion

Estimated Brewing Time:
9 hours and 50 minutes

Total Brewing Time:
45 hours and 50 minutes

Ingredients:
250ml shrake oil1
1 frozen ashwinder egg1
500ml water
10 grains of Merovingian jumping rice2
4 boomslang fangs1
30ml lemon juice1
15ml armadillo bile1
5 coffee beans2
2 rhubarb stalks2
4 raspberry leaves3
2 peach pits3

Instructions:

Part 1:

  1. Add 250ml of shrake oil and bring the temperature to 378 Kelvin (105°C/221°F).
  2. Add 1 frozen ashwinder egg.
  3. Increase the heat to 393 Kelvin (120°C/248°F) and stir 4 times counter-clockwise.
  4. Let the potion brew for about 4 minutes.
  5. Reduce back to 378 Kelvin (105°C/221°F) and stir thrice clockwise.
  6. Let the potion brew for 23 minutes.

Dark grey; pale yellow; rotten egg

Part 2:

  1. Add 250ml water to the cauldron.
  2. Add 10 grains of Merovingian jumping rice and 4 boomslang fangs to the mortar and crush to an even powder.
  3. Add 1tb of the crushed mixture to the cauldron and retain the rest.
  4. Add 15ml of lemon juice to the mortar and mix to an even paste. Stir the paste once counter-clockwise, and put to the side.
  5. Add 15ml of armadillo bile to the cauldron.
  6. Stir twice clockwise.
  7. Let the potion brew for 53 minutes.

Tan; mustard yellow (gold sparks); spicy peppers

Part 3:

  1. Add matured paste of Merovingian jumping rice, boomslang fangs, and lemon juice to the cauldron.
  2. Remove the cauldron from the heat source 30 seconds after adding the paste, and stir twice clockwise.
  3. Let the potion sit for 7 hours.

Brownish-purple; golden; spicy and citrusy

Part 4:

  1. Add the potion to the heat source again and bring to 378 Kelvin (105°C/221°F).
  2. Add 5 coffee beans to the potion.
  3. Increase the heat to 393 Kelvin (120°C/248°F) and let it bubble for 4 minutes.
  4. Take the rhubarb stalks and chop them finely.
  5. Reduce heat to 378 Kelvin (105°C/221°F).
  6. Add chopped rhubarb stalks to the cauldron.
  7. Add 4 raspberry leaves to the cauldron.
  8. Stir twice counter-clockwise.
  9. Let the potion brew for 43 minutes.

Violet; light green; cinnamon and cloves

Part 5:

  1. Add 250ml of water to the cauldron.
  2. Add 1 peach pit to the cauldron and stir once counter-clockwise.
  3. Add 15ml lemon juice to the cauldron.
  4. Increase the heat to 393 Kelvin (120°C/248°F) and stir twice clockwise.
  5. Add 1 peace pit to the cauldron.
  6. Reduce heat to 378 Kelvin (105°C/221°F).
  7. Let the potion brew for 23 minutes.

Pale purple with dark blue streaks; bright green (gold sparks); raspberry and clementine

Maturation Notes:

The potion should mature for 36 hours before use. The potion should mature in direct sunlight with a strong heat source.

To Store:

The potion should be stored in a dark place of moderate room temperature. The potion can be stored for up to 2 weeks. However, if the oil begins separating and rising to the top, it should be discarded.

To Use:

The adipocytic potion should only be prescribed by an advanced Healer specializing in dietary potions. To use, 5 droplets of the potion should be taken either directly on the tongue or in a high-citrus juice. It tastes a bit like mango and musty chocolate on its own. It should only be taken once every five days, with weekly visits to prescribing Healer.

Two days after the first dose, the user will begin to lose weight. Side effects include bad cramping, muscle spasms, increased heart rate, and difficulty breathing. Some experience hot flashes, nausea, vomiting, and stomach ulcers. In rare cases, heart attack and stroke have occurred.

Caution:

The potion should only be taken under close watch of an experienced Healer. Improper use of the potion has led to emaciation, nutrient deficiency, and in some cases starvation.

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