- Joined April 2014
- Member of Slytherin
- 0 House Points
- 1st Year
- United States
Backstory
I go by Garfield Potter III, but my real name is John Arbuckle. I am an Animagus. I don't currently have a job, as spends most of my time as a fat orange tabby who eats lots of lasagna. And i will eat your soul if you don't give me lasagna. This is non negotiable. I currently have 2 muggle families who think they own me as a pet. I like to think of them as lasagna providers as that is all I will eat. Its actually a pretty sweet gig. They feed me lasagna, pet me and scoop up my poop from a box. I get to lounge all day and do nothing, so I guess I win. The world really is my cat box. I am a god! BOW DOWN TO ME PATHETIC MUGGLES!!!!!
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