frankenweenie

Backstory

i shoved a whole pack of jelly up my ass on a road with thy sign "ROAD WORK AHEAD" i stared at it teary eyed and whispered "uh yeah.............i sure hope it does" just as a singular tear roles down my face just then a man in nothing but grey boxers walks up to me put a hand on my shoulder and smiles sympathetically "welcome............to chillis" in that moment i feel............funky fresh time.