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Joined August 2019
Member of Ravenclaw
0 House Points
1st Year
United States

Backstory

So this is my account. Me and my whole group of friends decided to make one account. Lol. Gonna be so much fun!!! OWO
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✧ dove augusin
✧ 18
✧ 3/17
✧ lesbian, demisexual
✧ softie baby
✧ overprotective
✧ single

→ Violetta Laghari
→ Female
→ Lesbian
→ Single
→ Face Claim: Winona Ryder
Likes:

→ Girls, duh
→ Yellow
→ Writing
→ Being me
→ Writing

Dislikes:
→ Airplanes
→ Thunder
→ Mean people

Sam Rowley
Nationality: German/Russian/American
House: Slytherin
Age: 18
Birthday: September 24
Height: 5'9
Sex: i'm a dude, thanks
Sexuality: straight
Status: solo
Likes: parties, comedy, hanging with friends, music, boxing, going to the gym
Dislikes: racists, homophobes, shitheads
Personality: athletic, funny, flirty, smooth
Nicknames:
none yet

Tyler Moore
Nationality: Italian/American
House: Ravenclaw
Age: 18
Birthday: July 10
Height: 5'5
Sex: only the second best thing in a relationship
Sexuality: I am pan...peter pan
Status: cool
Likes: astrology, space, movies, equal rights, candy, alchohol (cause who doesn't?)
Dislikes: you'll see
Personality: athletic, kind, careful, precautious, funny, chill, outgoing
Nicknames:
Tyty - Marianna(Mar)

Marianna Cortez
Nationality: Latino/American
House: Ravenclaw
Age: 17
Birthday: June 18
Height: 5' 2
Sex: femenist
Sexuality: pansexual bitches
Status: my heart is yours
Likes: tEA (jkjk),
Dislikes: fuck you
Personality: sassy, clever, wild, studious, serious, sweet, helpful, attentive, thoughtful, seductive
Nicknames:
Queen/Mari - Gray(King)
Mar - Tyler(Tyty)

Nicholas Mcclean
Nationality: Australian/American
House: Gryffindor
Age: 18
Birthday: October 6
Height: 5' 4
Sex: Guy
Sexuality: bisexual
Status: that's funny
Likes: Chic-Fil-A, comedians, coffee, salty foods, chocholate
Dislikes: anything that is rude, predjudiced, and cruel
Personality: outgoing, funny, cheerful, clever, caring, helpful, sweet, protective, strong-willed
Nicknames:
Nicho ~ Ian(Yanny)

Tonya Ross
Nationality: American
House: Slytherin
Age: 17
Birthday: December 16
Height: 5' 3 (i'm short got over it)
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Bisexual
Status: busy watching netflix ;) 3~30~19
Likes: music, jokes/pranks, candy(ofc), movies, amusement parks, BILLIE EILISH is my wIFE
Dislikes: heartbreakers, players, class A bitches
Personality: sarcastic and independent, rebellious, strong-willed, a little wild, ambitious, sweet when you get to know her, caring, protective, flirtatious child lmao
Nicknames:
Pringles ~ Jason(Skittles)
Toto ~ Macey(Maymay)
Tea ~ Adrian(KitKat)
Tawny ~ Reid(Ree)

Ryker Alexsander
age:
18 (29/10)

gender:
male

sexuality:
bisexual

status:
princess has my heart ♥️

nationality:
australian

interests
you

Ash Lytod
House - ravenclaw
Year - Depends
Wand - Black Walnut wood with a unicorn hair core, 10" and hard flexibility
Patronus - An arctic wolf
Boggart - People that I love dying
Age - >14
Gender - Non-binary
Blood - Half-blood
Birthday - June 22
Sexuality - Queer

Blaise Zabini

Birthday - Sept. 1

Sexuality - as straight as my male fiancé

Status - engaged 4/8/19

Sex - i'm a proud ass feminist so fight me

+*+*+*+*+*+

Fc: Reece King

♣ Name~ Aulies
♣ Middle name~ Walker
♣ Last name~ Farrid
♣ Age~ Depends
♣ Gender~ Male
♣ Relationship status~ Single Pringle
♣ Sexuality~ Gay Poly
♣ Dad- Sam Farrid (Dead)
♣ Dad- Tony Farrid(Dead)

Braxton Hunter
Age: 16
Sexuality: don't have a label at the moment haha
Relationship status: single...
Interests:
- crazy Starbucks frappuccinos (the weirder the better)
- sunsets
- classical artists
- churros
- dimples :D

Post on my wall if you wanna chat <3

Rules for RP:
✪ Try for at least two sentences
✪ Be creative! :)
✪ If you're starting, just post on my wall (I'll do the same for you
if that's what you want)
✪ Romance is fine but warn me haha
✪ Some genres I'd be interested in: Romance/friendship, Horror,
Mystery. I'd be willing to try anything, but maybe not anything
sexual;
✪ Just ask me first about topics you may not be sure about!

-----------》IN ROLE PLAY《-----------

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-•NO GOD MODDING- PROPER GRAMMER•-
•------THIRD PERSON IS PREFERRED -----•

●-------------FACE CLAIM------------●

-------》PERSONAL INFORMATION《------

NAME
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Lilah Reynold
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AGE
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16-18
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BIRTHDAY
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MAY 22 2001
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RELATIONSHIP STATUS
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SINGLE
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SEXUALITY
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STRAIGHT

-------------》APPEARANCE《-----------

----DIRTY BLOND ---------BLUE EYES ----
________BIG LIPS_______________BIG HIPS_____

--------------》IN REAL LIFE《-----------

DAY OF BIRTH
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same day
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NAME
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ask, I might tell
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PERSONALITY
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Fun, bubbly, flirty, sarcastic, can be an ass sometimes, can be shy but not often. I'm a nice person but if you post me off I will be straight up

i dont screw around and never will, so please
------------dont f*uck with me-----------

i'm very loving when it comes to my friends so, mess with them, blah blah blah you get the jist.

//LIKES\\
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autumn, cuddles, sleep, American horror story, horror movies, action movies, fantasy movies, sometimes romance, dogs, cats, plants, rain, the smell of rain (weird, i know), cheesy pick up lines, motorcycles

//DISLIKES\\
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dislikes: rude people (depends though,because i can be into the common ass whole, lol), too much sun, heat, needy

//FEARS\\
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fears:major storms, being alone

//NICKNAMES\\
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LILZ- SHAE☆
LI- SEB ♡

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Aysel Braune (main rp character)

Full Name: Aysel Solana Braune

Age: 11-27 (depends, usually 13)

Birthday: May 21, 1981

Blood Status: Half-Blood

Wand: Hazel, Unicorn Hair, 9 and 3/4 inches, slightly springy,

Appearance: Chocolate brown hair (down to the bottom of shoulder blades), bluish-brownish eyes, slightly above average height, has very prominent dark circles,

House: Ravenclaw (Hufflepuff housestall)

Patronus: Tonkinese Cat

History:
Aysel Solana Braune was born to a half-blood witch and a muggle father. She grew up to understand both muggle and wizarding culture. At a young age, she also understood many things a young child like her shouldn't have known.
She had a one-sided friendship with Elaine Mosse, a love for candy, and a memory she'd like to rid herself of.

Trivia:
-runs a candy commissioning service out of her dorm room
-goes on to work at both Honeydukes and St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
-marries a muggle (Edmon Blyss)
-has a pair of reading glasses (farsighted)

Elaine Mosse

Full Name: Elaine Aithne Mosse

Age: 11-27 (depends, usually 13)

Birthday: June 14, 1981

Blood Status: Muggle-Born

Wand: Hornbeam, Dragon Heartstring, 10 and 1/4 inches, quite rigid,

Appearance: Short, curly Blonde hair (goes the middle of neck), brown eyes, average height, freckles on nose

House: Hufflepuff (nearly went into Ravenclaw)

Patronus: Kangaroo

History:
She was a muggle-born, yet she never knew her father. No matter how much love her mother gave, the gaping hole that was her father never seemed to close. Even if she knew the truth about him and her mother's history.
She had a one-sided relationship with Aysel Braune, a cheery persona, blurry memories, and a fear she can't shake.

Trivia:
-her best subject is potions
-interested in the dark arts (but like in an "i can't stop watching these trucks crash into a bridge" way)
-marries a Half-Blood
-gets on very well with house elves which means she frequently brings food items for Aysel to experiment with

Viridian Maki

Full Name: Viridian Helena Maki

Age: 11-27 (depends, usually 13)

Birthday: February 14, 1981

Blood Status: Pure-Blood from somewhere else

Wand: Walnut, Unicorn Hair, 9 inches, nice and springy,

Appearance: long black hair (mid back), dark brown eyes, slightly shorter than average,

House: Slytherin

Patronus: Shark

History:
Viridian is okay with most of her family. The keyword being most. She thinks her parents are blood-traitors and keeps on alternating between "hatred" and "fear" for her brother, but it's honestly fine. Maybe.
She has a love for astronomy, a repressed personality, and a previous hatred for muggle-borns.
Still in the closet.

Trivia:
-her best subject is transfiguration
-used to hate Honeydukes until Aysel started working there
-internally awkward
-lactose intolerant

Madisyn Deirdre

Full Name: Madisyn Kelsie Deirdre

Age: 11-27 (depends, usually 13)

Birthday: August 28, 1981

Blood Status: Half-Blood (from two other muggle-borns who hated their parents and rejected muggle culture)

Wand: Cedar, Phoenix Feather, 14 inches, sturdy,

Appearance: Messy shoulder-length red hair, hazel eyes, average height,

House: Gryffindor

Patronus: Bison

History:
Madisyn lives with her two parents and her incredibly gifted brother and sister. Due to them exhibiting magic far stronger and earlier than her, she always felt that she was infinitely worse than them at everything. To add salt to the wound, the two were born as twins, so they naturally shared a connection that Madisyn couldn’t replicate.
She has a love for astronomy, an ever-present doubt, and something she thinks about all the time.
Still in the closet.

Trivia:
-is actually pretty good at magic, she just thinks she sucks
-hates the rain, prefers staying inside next to a fireplace
-is the eldest sibling
-likes muffins with frosting but claims that cupcakes are "too sugary"

Seth

"An 80's teen movie bully on downers come to life" - Playboy magazine

Everyone already knows the rp rules so I'm not going to dedicate a massive portion to my bio to some gay ass list about why you shouldn't be some retard incapable of writing a sentence if you manage to rp with me

to quote limp bizkit, "He's got a trunk full of hatches and shit
Bombs, gasoline, matches and shit"

active thot patrol 24/7

find me on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y5QVa9HpBw

★Name: Kara Jasmine Lorenzo
★House: Slytherin
★Age: 17 - 18
★Blood Status: Pure-blood
★ Gender: Female
★Sexuality: Straight
★Pets: A Black Cat named Lucy, Giraffe Tortoise named Boomerang, Minature Climber Lizard named Spyro.
★Patronus: Swan
★Hair Colour: Blonde
★Eye Color: Brown
★Fear: Spiders
★Relationship Status: Single
★Personality: Sweet, caring, willing to help anyone who needs help, always seems to be laughing and smiling
★Face Claim: Taylor Swift

★Name: Hannah Amber McQueen
★House: Hufflepuff
★Age: 17-18
★Blood Status: Muggle-born
★ Gender: Female
★Sexuality: Straight
★Pets: White cat named Holly and a Snowy owl named Aurora
★Patronus: Cat
★Hair Colour: Black
★Eye Color: Brown
★Fear: Blood
★Relationship Status: Single
★Personality: Kind, hates to get into arguments, can be a little loud, always has a smile on her face
★Face Claim: Amy Leigh Hickman

★Name: Ella Skye Parker
★House: Gryffindor
★Age: 17-18
★Blood Status: Half-blood
★ Gender: Female
★Sexuality: Lesbian
★Pets: Tabby cat named Sakura and a Milk snake named Snow White
★Patronus: Dog
★Hair Colour: Blonde
★Eye Color: Green
★Fear: Spiders
★Relationship Status: Single
★Personality: Loyal, friendly, talkative, willing to help others, always smiling
★Face Claim: Ruby O'Donnell

★Name: Chace Darren Fletcher
★House: Ravenclaw
★Age: 17-18
★Blood Status: Half-blood
★ Gender: Male
★Sexuality: Gay
★Pets: Black cat named Oscar and a dwarf rabbit named Dinky
★Patronus: Wolf
★Hair Colour: Blonde
★Eye Color: Brown
★Fears: Snakes
★Relationship Status: Single
★Personality: Always willing to help, tends to cause trouble a lot, always smiling, can be a little flirtatious without meaning to be
★Face Claim: Riker Lynch

★Name: Shaun Henry Piper
★House: Slytherin
★Age: 17-18
★Blood Status: Pure-blood
★ Gender: Male
★Sexuality: Bisexual
★Pets: Tortoise Shell cat named Jemima and a Komodo Dragon named Romeo
★Patronus: Fox
★Hair Colour: Blonde
★Eye Color: Blue
★Fear: Darkness
★Relationship Status: Single
★Personality: Can be rude at times, doesn't like to get into arguments, can be loud at times
★Face Claim: Robbie Kay

soft is its own genre of dangerous

「 annabeth granger ! 」
〉 eight
〉 enfp - t
〉 aphrodite

「 literary expert ! 」
〉 the infernal devices
〉 red queen
〉 the folk of the air

「 get her away from me ! 」
〉 diana silvers
〉 slim build
〉 tall frame

Vivie is the name,
Potato is the game.
Soft as a petal,
Dangerous as ice.
Smart, kind, talented,
Beautiful, strong, clever.
Why aim for the stars,
When there is more above?
》《》《》《》《》《》《》《
Vivienne Rose
/Viv-eee-n R-o-z/
(n )
1 - Loyal to the very core
2 - Amazingest of the amazing
3 - Periwinkle Blue
synonyms : kind, friendly, potato
antonyms : ugly, scary, cowardly, lime green
aesthetic :

Family
I have a mom, a dad, and two sisters. My mom, Ana Maria, is a witch, and my dad, Arran, is a muggle. I have a twin sister Ziana (zia) and a 5-year-old sister Maybelline

Blood status: Half-blood

Nationality: Half Scottish half Guatemalan

Sexuality: Pansexual

Wand
11 1/2 inches, cherry wood, unicorn hair

Age: 13

Birthday: June 13

Gender: female

Cabin: 4 Demeter

District: 11

Me to myself: lemme just turn the words white so no one can see shit.

Full name: Reno Hughes
Birthday: July 3
Age: 18
Relationship Status: Single
Sexuality: Bisexual
Hometown: Newcastle, Australia
Nationality: Australian
Aliases/Nicknames: Ro
Occupation: Intern at a film studio in L.A.
Languages: English, Spanish
Handedness: Right-handed
Current Residence: Laguna Beach

Likes: the smell of the ocean, swimming into a wave, banana milkshakes, tall windows
Dislikes: stuffy rooms, splinters, rats/vermin in general, trenchcoats

Mannerisms: runs her hands through her hair, does that thing where you slurp very loudly when you’re pretty much all out drink

Name: Angel
Age: 15-18
Gender:Female
Sexuality:Lesbian
Pronouns:She/her
Relationship Status: Single

_____________________________
Name: Celestia Cho Granger
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Likes:
-Being Gryffindor Seeker
-The Muggle World
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Personality:
- Sad mostly
-can be shy around some people
- A little depressed
- Rarely Smiles
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Dislikes:
-people being brats
- Most Slytherins
-Being bullied
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House: Gryffindor and Half Slytherin
~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
Backstory:
I was born in a Muggle Family, My sister who is older then me by a year went to Hogwarts and was placed in Gryffindor, One Year after I got put into Gryffindor but the hat wanted me in Slytherin but I was muggle-born and didn't want to be placed in a House full of pure-blood brats and Half bloods,My father hated me and kicked me out on my fourth year at Hogwarts so I went to live with the Weasleys, I died in the Battle of Hogwarts from Protecting my sister From getting killed by the killing curse, I stayed at Hogwarts since I was a ghost

When I got my letter, I didn't know what to do. I was already a demigod at Camp-Half Blood and now a skilled witch at Hogwarts. Everyone knew that I would be a Squib. One day, I woke up and saw an old barn owl right outside my cabin window. At first, I thought it was a prank. My older sister always tried to play pranks me. Even though she worked at the Ministry of Magic, and has a new daughter, she still sent prank owls. I loved to shop in Diagon Alley with my father when I was younger. He died when I was ten. It was like a part of me was broken. I was determined to live a successful life as he did. I loved going to Camp Half-Blood. There I learned I wasn't the only one. I went to Camp Half-Blood in the summer and Hogwarts for school.

Wizarding Stuff~

House: Gryffindor, almost Ravenclaw

Blood Status: Half-blood

Year: 1

Boggart: Spiders, Darkness

Patronus: Cat

Animagus: Unicorn

Wand: Hazel wood with a Unicorn hair core 11 ¼" and slightly springy flexibility

Favorite classes at Hogwarts: Defence against the Dark Arts, Herbology, and Charms

Ilvermorny House: Thunderbird

Powers and skills: Animangus (Unicorn), super-smart

Magical Pets: A full-grown Niffler named Teddy, and a snowy Owl named Ibis (Owl in Latin)

Demigod Stuff-

Athena Cabin (6)

Godly Parent- Athena (Mother)

Personal Stuff~

Full Name: Elissa Lynn Snow (My real last name isn't Snow, but that's what it means in English.)

Birthday: March 21

Waight: 84 pounds

Height: 5'1"

Age: 12

Gender: Female

Race: Filipina (Philippines), American

Family: Mother (Athena), Father named James, died 2 years ago, an older sister named Lillian, brother-in-law named Lucas, 4-year-old niece named Grace

Muggle Pets: Orange Tabby Cat named Clementine and a Yellow Labrador Retriever named Nellie

Appearance: Yellow crop top, light blue denim ripped jeans, white high-top converse

Hair Color: Black and Brown Ombre, with Lavender streaks

Eye Color: Dark Brown/ Black

Flaws: Holds grudges, ADHD (Who says that's a flaw?), Doesn't trust most people

Fears: Spiders, Darkness

Relationship Status: Single

Sexuality: Straight

Favorite Animal: Cat

Favorite Food: Sushi, Spaghetti

Favorite Color: Red, Blue or Pink

Favorite Musical: Wicked

Favorite Book Series: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games

- - - WELCOME TO HOGWARTS!!!!! .Hi im justa ravenlaw girl! My best freinds are Luna, ginny, Ellie snow and Ellie potter. im in the year below harry and im cousins with hermione! Im a prefect and enjoy going to hogwarts! i love all the houses and you can talk to me! Wit beyond mesure is a mans greatest treasure. Also i know what you are thinking yes my last name is riddle but im not evil my dads name used to be tim riddle [ true in real life] NOT tom riddle and i am a ravenclaw and there is nobody bad in my family although maybe my siblings but thats what everyone thinks of there siblings! I love to read write and draw and i especially absolutley LOVE cooking! my family lives in hogmsmeade so its nice and easy ot get to hogwarts! My dad works in the three broomsticks but my mum works in the ministry of magic she has a job editing the daily prophet! My older sister works in diagon alley at madam halkins robe shop on the weekends she is in her sixth yea! And my brother and my brother is in his fourth while im in my first! I love hogwarts hanging with freinds being in ravenclaw. Im a half blood my father was a muggle but he had knowledge of the wizarding world because one of his sisters went there!
Anyway if your ever at hogwarts come by my dorm Ravenclaw first year girls id love to meet you . Bye!

Name :Roland Vaegon Targaryen

Gender:male

Age:17

D.O.B :20 July 2002

Blood status:half blood

Nationality:Romanian

House:Ravenpuff

Wand:Holly Dragon 11 inches

Patronus: Dragon, wolf in certain universes

Apparition:Yes

Animagus:Yes,a black owl

Boggart:Him being helpless in defending others, maybe.

Backstory

On a sunny day in May,flowers of the middle spring glading through the subtle wind of the afternoon, when the sun is blazing with its kin upon the hot landscape,when you can finally go to potions without a coat on, because it's finally warm enough, too warm in fact, you decide to drink ice-cold water from a simple, transparent glass.Is said glass half empty, or full?

Do YOU know the answer?

If you do, then help me, because I have no idea... yet, I asked this question when I have been just asked to resume my life,which, as you might not think ,it really fits me, for reals.

If you don't, well then welcome to my life,it started 17 years ago,right on this day, 20 July 2002.And before you ask, no, I am in NO WAY starring in Game of Thrones or something, it's just a... coincidence, let's just say J.R.R. Martin's trip to Romania never happened, okay?Good, now, let me get back on topic, and fast forward time to my brother's, Joseph's, 18th birthday. I'm sorry, I've went through this way too many times, and I am not going to go through everything okay.Let the fact that my mom and big brother had been cursed with some unkown type of magic by a notorious green prostitute, okay? Eversince then... Sorry if it feels like I am bullshitting, but it feels like I've been marked,and maybe so were Daenerys and Tudor... things could have gone so many ways, and I am still wonder why... they happened the way they did. A lot had happened since, nobody could break it, we just nickednamed it "curse" because we didn't know what it was.We called every healer we could have thought of and still nothing, my dad was super upset, he was visibly affected and I am pretty sure things were even more intense than I remember them, but alas, in the end.. I guess this curse was the thing that started everything.

I went to Hogwarts,as a 11 year-old kid, I was of course be ecstatic to be sorted, I got a bit pale when the sorting hat took a grand 6 minutes to sort me,but ,both me and him thought that ravenclaw would be a better choice over hufflepuff, I mean, I am still questioning it from time to time.Anyway, my first 4 years were ... pretty normal. Just Tudor trying to lowkey murder me, but that passed, and so did he, because he became a vampire,but that's a story he'll have to tell. I am going to stick to that part when I had to decide between becoming an auror or a healer. I guess it's obvious, that's also something I.. question myself about, it's obvious, I've chose the auror, I was so excited, I got to know that I would have to study a lot, even after Hogwarts, and, and I even got to know about the auror program, I was a little excited, the head of house even gave me the application paper!...

Little did I know that the momment I signed my name on that... I'd be up for a lot .
The guy that took us in was Bill James Song, oh boy was I delighted, and I am still fucking delighted to this day.I had seem him around the castle, I've heard he was the leader of the ravenclaw dueling club, he wasn't a student, quite picky if you ask me for a mere club.Alas, we had training, I still remember to this day, the combination of the bad-bogey curse and the Slugulus Eructo is quite the combination, in retrospective, no dark wizard ever uses any of those, and even I ditched them, even if they were my favorite spells.It's painful, it hits like a truck, but if somebody wants to hurt you for.. good, they will use something else, believe me.Also, I've been so enarmoured with the idea of.. beating the dark, that I even moved into a dorm with him, much to my sister's disdain, and then I got to know Genevieve better, a girl I had used to see around before that point, and after not much time, Ryan with the FAA too came along.I've had my best times with them,we've had so much fun.. it was almost like a dream, even at work, we found ways to make things, even if a bit, more happier...But... things **had** to go downhill,right? Obviously, they didn't have to ,but they went regardless.Sometimes, I want to talk to this **things** person. I want to punch them in the face.

Now I guess you understand what I meant by that question,right?

Bill turned out to be the worst, possible head auror ever.Not only did he kill dark wizards without sending them on trial, which, I guess by some it might not be that much of a problem.. but... he killed a student,Jack, Gen's childhood friend, when he ne no had to clear evidence, and ... you see now?I was there, I should have.. done something, but ... he did .. anyway, and ... oh shit, I was so broken that night, I even threw up and couldn't sleep, but you should have seen Gen, for a while, I couldn't bare to look in her eyes, I felt guilty, I felt like I failed her as a friend, and maybe also as a colleague.I've stood around that part of the dorm, looking at how Bill still tried to ... I am pretty sure they might have had something,I wouldn't be suprised nor angry, well angry at least on Gen.Bill kept doing raids on dark organizations, decapatating, and continously discredit us, once saying we were the worst, that sort of thing.Long story short we were fed up and somehow managed to get him fired, basically, stripped him of all his titles and positions and made him turn himself into a seed, which is locked in the DOM now.Ryan became the head auror, and for my suprise, I became the deputy, which had me in a really thorough shock.I hadn't even given my O.W.L.s at that point, it was crazy, though, I don't even know how I even found the time to study, but somehow I got really good grades and made my way into my N.E.W.T classes without issues... if only dad could have seen my grades...Let's fast-forward things.

Summer came around, searched for my vampire brother, got reconciled, Daenerys and Tudor remained at home. We found out about a pelicular form of magic, shadows nearby. Year 6 came by, more shadows.What are shadows?Some pelicular entities which grow from people's dark emotions under some kind of influence.. so... yeah, wierd.Gen came back, more work. You might wonder why I hadn't mentioned Ren.News flash: they broke up. News flash: Gokami is a thing now.News flash: The same woman who tried to kill Ryan's father had also tried to kill Ryan.News flash:Ryan's got a girlfriend : Scarlett.Question : Who hurt Ryan? A dark wizard?No.Somebody from a dark organization?No. Okami?No.Gen?No.Me?DEFINITELY NOT.Oh no, it's Ryan's siblings!

From youngest to oldest : Ana.. I mean Gloriana, Raven, Eli..no,Jocasta.The middle one is the boss, the first and the last were the minions, they went for the people close to Ryan,the latter went for the me, the former for Scarlett.They tried to go for Ryan because they thought we were the wrong, they wanted us out of the picture, murder us.Oh yeah, they turned to be the coolest people ever, except Raven! Fuck Raven! Gimme Gloriana, I'll make her cupcakes!That girl, she's sweet. Before Raven was beaten with the power of friendship,love and a cool-ass shield I invented,Gloriana was at Hogwarts, and.. we met, Anna was a fake name, but I am glad that I got to know that Anna, and Gloriana, and that I could heal her. Okay, I can't sum up everything, movig on! After a cross-universe get together, summer rolled around again and with some divine intervention.. oh, I almost forgot : news flash: angels exist. News flash: guardian angels also exist, but they mildly suck at thier job, okay, not totally, but ... it's complicated, I don't even understand.Anyway, I broke the curse, finally, light magic, yes, that helped, and yes, that witch, who put that curse, is not a witch, it's a shadow.And here I am, what's coming next?I don't know. But I got the answer for the question: both.The glass is both of full and empty, you might not be able to consider both states at the same time, but you can't consider one without having the other one in the mind.Just as I can't consider the good things that happened without having the bad things in my mind, for they are the whole reason why the good things happened. We must be proud of the darkness in ourselves, for that defines the light, and vice-versa.I might be wrong, after all I am a deputy auror who cooks cupcakes and made a meeting about the jelly he invented.
But shall the wicked come, I am ready.We are going to kick ass.

Vascilissa S. Malfoy or Vascilissa de Valentina Mortimer Peverell Pendragon Lefay Slytherin Malfoy, daughter of Ariana Slytherin and Abraxien Malfoy. One of the richest Purebloods in London, probably the richest. She is part Kitsune, a nine-tailed Kitsune in fact. She excels in Potions, Transfiguration, Charms, DADA and the Dark Arts.
Although they are a family of Purebloods, they do not believe in Pureblood Supremacy. They are well known and is respected around the world. Their influence extends to America and Japan. Though they are currently on vacation. I have two familiars. A magical reticulated python, Nemesis, and a phoenix, Nox. I also have a wand especially made for me from Knockturn Alley, Redwood and yew with unicorn hair, dementor's cloak and thestral hair as it's cores, 11 3/4 in length, unyielding. als have a wand from Ollivanders a holly and phoenix feather, 12 inches.

When in rp's I like being Head Girl.

Alexander S. Malfoy
Vasci's older brother, a year older. Heir of Malfoy. Like his sister, he does not believe in pureblood supremacy. His wand is elm and cedar wood with bascilisk fang and phoenix tail feather for it's cores and is ten inches long. He has platinum blonde hair and grey eyes. He stands at 6'3 in height. He is considered handsome by many and is still single.

Brother: Warren Malfoy-Whitten (HIH bro)

Danger has always seemed to be attracted to me. Wherever I seemed to go, it would always follow me like a shadow. Crazy right? So what better way than to face it rather than run away like a coward.

I'm the last known of my kind. Half elf, half vampire. Well dark elf. I was picked on endlessly, and one day I ran away and found out what I was and came to Hogwarts. That's about it for that part~

I'm emo, 16 and yay! lol, anyway... (pfp isn't me btw, just what I want to be thought as, thanks~)
I'm bisexual, and taken. I sometimes roleplay, it depends on what mood I'm in.

I love Andy Biersack, he's awesome~ (Black Veil Brides lead singer- solo project Andy Black)

Name: Ferullo Storm
Birthplace: Transylvania, Romania
Personality: Mean, Heartless, Cold
Physical Description: Black hair, green eyes, and 6 foot

History:
Mr. Storm was born in Romania, into a poor family. His father and mother were both farmers, and he grew up, not knowing what the outside world was like, since his parents could never afford to send him to get tutoring. Ferullo didn't have many friends, and because of that, all he did was work with the animals and love his family. One day, when he was a teenager, around the age of 16,the landowner and an executionier had come to their residence. They looked well mannered, and dressed nicely, but looked angry. He wasn't able to hear what they were discussing, since he was toiling away in the fields, but it seemed to be a heated matter. He ignored it for a while until the screams and shouts started to occur. He rushed into the estate, but it was too late. The men had killed them both, their body lie there, father, on top of mother, as if he was protecting her from her horrendus fate. This changed something within Ferullo, something deep, deep inside. From that day on, he became cold, and sinister, and vowed to kill anyone and everyone , who did bad. After the death, he was taken into an orphanage. He was quiet, not like his usual self, and kept to himself. He grew up at the orphanage, staying in his room, or exercising, gaining lots of muscle over time. He never played with the kids and acquiesced to the rules, wanting not to be noticed. He knew he was never going to be adopted, he was too old. After he had turned 21, the orphanage kicked him out. He was taking up too much space, but he accepted it without resist, having hated every minute he was spending there. He travelled as far away from Romania as he possibly could, wanting to be away from the place of his parents' deaths as possible. He travelled by horseback for some, and walked the rest, to the great city of London. There he was hired as a mercenary for a while, sincce he was poor, and only had strength and determination. This is what he dreamed of, too kill, but after a few years, he couldn't decide whether the people he was killing was good or bad. This made him angry. He dropped the mercenary buisness and ran away from London and its corruption. He lived in the forests, slept in the caves, drinking from the rivers. It was peaceful there. After time, he made his own weapons, out of obsidian, a sword and a dagger. His only purpose in life was to kill, and he kept doing so, killing animals of all species, and criminals, who deserved it. He does not feel emotion, only what is right and wrong. After having lived in the forest for a while he discovered a wizard. He investigated deeper and learned more about the wizarding world. He knew he couldn't do magic, but he left the muggle world and joined the magical world, killing for money, learning the ways of magic and how not to get detected by it. He bought a castle, not a very big one and lived in the outskirts of the magical London world. There he lived alone, with only his cars and weapons for comfort.

Appearance:
He is usually seen wearing some type of black garment. He has black hair, which usually is tossled, but if he needs to, he will make it look nice. He has piercing green eyes along with a chiseled face, due to working out. He also has a slight tan, due to being in the day for long periods of time. He is built but not too muscular. He does have class too, but is usually seen at home or standing over a dead body.

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Backstory

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<marquee>Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...

...9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We're bees.

We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.

- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first?
- No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?

Barry!

All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...

What happened to you?
Where are you?

- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?

- Out there.
- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you.
- OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let's move it out!

Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.

Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

- Guys!
- This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama's little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don't think these are flowers.

- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There's a bee in the car!

- Do something!
- I'm driving!

- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that...

...kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don't kill him!

You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have
less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?

I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.

- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life.
I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I've got to.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can't.

How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I'm sorry.

- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.

You're talking!

I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.

But I don't recall going to bed.

Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn't for you...

I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.

I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- That's very funny.
- Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway...

Oan I...

...get you something?
- Like what?

I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.

- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't.
- Have some.

- No, I can't.
- Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where?
- These stripes don't help.

You look great!

I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don't know.

I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

- You do?
- Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look...

There's my hive right there. See it?

You're in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?

- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.

- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it's no trouble.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.

Are you...?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

- Thanks!
- Yeah.

All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you
so much again... for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

This can't possibly work.

He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!

It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.

- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- Well...
- Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.

- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.

I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

I can't get by that face.

So who is she?

She's... human.

No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.

- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

We're not dating.

You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!
And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!

And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...

Sit down!

...really hot!
- Listen to me!

We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!

Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He's in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?

I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!

Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I'm talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Don't be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn't respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!

I'm not listening to this.

Sorry, I've gotta go.

- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

Bye.

I just hope she's Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!

Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?

It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.

He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You've really got that
down to a science.

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.

What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.

- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.

You don't have
enough food of your own?

- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?

- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!

And it's hard to make it!

There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!

It's just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.

I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

- You almost done?
- Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I'll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

You're busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?

I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now!

You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

they're on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You're not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I'm going to Tacoma.

- And you?
- He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

- What is that?!
- Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.

But don't kill no more bugs!

- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something?
- Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.

I mean, that honey's ours.

- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.

It's a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!

I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

They make the honey,
and we make the money.

"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?

Oh, my!

What's going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!

That's a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There's hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been talking to humans.

- What?
- Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt.
- No.

Up the nose? That's a killer.

There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community
is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial
of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.

It's a common name. Next week...

He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...

Next week...

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.

Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.

- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!

I'm helping him sue the human race.

- Hello.
- Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.

But it's our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.

- Frosting...
- How many sugars?

Just one. I try not
to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you're three.

And artificial flowers.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.

Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.

- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able

to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!

It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It's pretty big, isn't it?

I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.

- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.

Well, if it isn't the bee team.

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.

All right. Oase number 4475,

Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

is now in session.

Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?

A privilege.

Mr. Benson... you're representing
all the bees of the world?

I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.

Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

my grandmother was a simple woman.

Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right

to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,

just think of what would it mean.

I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isn't some sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,

he could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.

I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.

It's important to all bees.
We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.

Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,

you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have

but everything we are!

I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.

Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.

I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?

- No.
- I couldn't hear you.

- No.
- No.

Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,

it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

They're very lovable creatures.

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!

Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, that's enough. Take him away.

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.

- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.

But you've never been
a police officer, have you?

No, I haven't.

No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example

of bee culture casually
stolen by a human

for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.

Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

That's not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on

your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't

have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!

This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!

Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!

- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.

I think the jury's on our side.

Are we doing everything right, legally?

I'm a florist.

Right. Well, here's to a great team.

To a great team!

Well, hello.

- Ken!
- Hello.

I didn't think you were coming.

No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.

I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

Oh, that was lucky.

There's a little left.
I could heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

So I hear you're quite a tennis player.

I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.

That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

You think I don't see what you're doing?

I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

That's just what
I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

I'm going to drain the old stinger.

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, I've just about had it

with your little mind games.

- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!

I've got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

- You're bluffing.
- Am I?

Surf's up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!

We need to talk!

He's just a little bee!

And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...

My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken.

And for your information,

I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!

I'm sorry about all that.

I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.

I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.

We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...

Yeah.

Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic

with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.

Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.

- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.

What exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

We're friends.

- Good friends?
- Yes.

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minute...

Are you her little...

...bedbug?

I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,

doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?

- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!

- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?

He's denouncing bees!

Don't y'all date your cousins?

- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

Oh, I'm hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!

Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!

- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.

What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees
versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.

- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.

I...

I blew the whole case, didn't I?

It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.

I'd be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, there's
a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I can't explain it. It was all...

All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us
if they win?

I don't know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.

Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?

- Why?
- The smoke.

Bees don't smoke.

Right. Bees don't smoke.

Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.

That's it! That's our case!

It is? It's not over?

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result,
we don't make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story about...

Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?

How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges

against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.

But you can't! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

It's a bee smoker!

What, this?
This harmless little contraption?

This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?

- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!

Sorry.

I'm OK! You know what this means?

All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.

Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.

You'll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.

- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?

We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.

We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames...

But it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.

Oan't breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!

- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?

Oannonball!

We're shutting honey production!

Mission abort.

Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.

Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.

Oh, yeah?

What's going on? Where is everybody?

- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.

They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.

At least we got our honey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?

It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.

This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.

And now...

Now I can't.

I don't understand
why they're not happy.

I thought their lives would be better!

They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.

You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?

- What did you want to show me?
- This.

What happened here?

That is not the half of it.

Oh, no. Oh, my.

They're all wilting.

Doesn't look very good, does it?

No.

And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, I'm gonna guess bees.

Bees?

Specifically, me.

I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.

It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

That's our whole SAT test right there.

Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.

And then, of course...

The human species?

So if there's no more pollination,

it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?

I know this is also partly my fault.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.

Right, right.

Listen, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and talk.

Vanessa?

Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.

They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.

It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.

I know. Me neither.

Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

Roses!

Vanessa!

Roses?!

Barry?

- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know.
That's why this is the last parade.

Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?

Barry!

OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.

I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you

with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.

Actually, it's completely closed down.

I thought maybe you were remodeling.

But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.

I don't want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.

I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.

All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.

- Bees.
- Park.

- Pollen!
- Flowers.

- Repollination!
- Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.

They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

Security will be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

Official floral business. It's real.

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside,
we just pick the right float.

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it.

- Where should I sit?
- What are you?

- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?

It goes under the mattresses.

- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.

You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!

Let's see what this baby'll do.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...

...without arousing suspicion.

Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.

Stop! Security.

- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.

Has it been
in your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.

I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.

Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work.

It's got to work.

Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.

It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.

Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.

I gotta get up there
and talk to them.

Be careful.

Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?

I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.

- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.

Bee!

Don't freak out! My entire species...

What are you doing?

- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?

Don't move.

Oh, Barry.

Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.

One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!

- Is that another bee joke?
- No!

No one's flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.

Where's the pilot?

He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.

Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is.

- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.

From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.

It's got giant wings, huge engines.

I can't fly a plane.

- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

where a suspenseful scene
is developing.

Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory...

That's Barry!

...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

Flowers?!

We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience.

Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.

They've done enough damage.

But isn't he your only hope?

Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.

Their wings are too small...

Haven't we heard this a million times?

"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."

- Get this on the air!
- Got it.

- Stand by.
- We're going live.

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.

But let me tell you about a small job.

If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.

More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.

That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.

That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.

We get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow!
- Hello!

Left, right, down, hover.

- Hover?
- Forget hover.

This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.

- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!

Don't have to yell.

I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.

It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!

It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

I can't do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it.

You snap out of it.

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.

How is the plane flying?

I don't know.

Hello?

Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow.
- Hello.

All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. It's all cloudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.

- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

Bring the nose down.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.

Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?

Affirmative!

Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?

- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

Rotate around it.

- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already.

Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.

Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!

- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered
with the last pollen

from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.

That means this is our last chance.

We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.

If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?

We're bees!

Keychain!

Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Hold on, Barry. Here.

You've earned this.

Yeah!

I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

Oh, yeah.

That's our Barry.

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.

I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!

Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!

I had no idea.

Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry I'm late.

He's a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.

You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?

All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.

- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.

Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.

- Thinking bee!
- Me?

Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?

I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that. </marquee>

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