Maria

Backstory

When the owl flew it- I thought I was hallucinating, and panicked of course because I had no damn idea what owls do, who know? they might attack you or you know, peck your liver or kidney. So when it carried a letter (Hogwarts Letter) I reflected on my life- what shit I've smoked, what alcohol I've consumed- or it might have been rubbing alcohol. But none the less, I've managed to take the letter after hours of staring at it.

I kind of poked it with a stick.

So when I read the letter I was stumped. It could be a prank or real thing. And of course, I did the most reasonable thing. I threw it away and flipped a middle finger to whatever camera is currently filming this for a prank show.

But it just kept coming- my trash bin kept increasing. My parents did cry and congratulated me when I told them I'm working on my thesis (Advance mag-isip eh)

Until a witch came and finally convinced me.

Shit started to roll. Good thing I've managed to save all my james bond movie soundtracks- you know, to make explosions cooler.