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Backstory

So i was one of harry potters EggPlants in cooking class he put a spell on me were i could talk i have hands and and legs etc: i was like a human but an EggPlant when he cased the spell on me i took a run for it believe it or not when your food you can see stuff around you so i new what Harry Potter did to my cousin i could see his phone he posted a a picture of my cousin whos an EggPlant named billy bob he used him as a dick emoji ;-; so i grabbed his wand and made him turn in to a pig i did a spell called oinky oink oink so i hopped off the counter and made a run for it when i got to the door there was my marsh nemesis THE RAT he chased me to the other side of the room there was no were to run so i grabbed a lose nail from the floor below me and i waked him in the head with it making him see stars and dancing EggPlants so i ran to the door again made it out off Hogwarts and went to EggPlant U.S.A you have to clime the bean stalk then pass giant city then right beside it is EggPlant city home of this most fresh and beast EggPlants out there. on November 21st 2017 i came back down to earth and went back to Hogwarts THE END. P.S. IM NOT AN EGG!!!!!