Sage

Backstory

Sorted into Slytherin, I am a pure-blood Witch with the cunning of a fox. Of course, my intelligence almost got me sorted into Ravenclaw, my loyalty into Hufflepuff, and Gryffindor for my passion. Of course, I can't say I'm proud that I almost got sorted into the latter, but what can I say? My favorite class, contrary to popular belief, is not Potions. Who would like Potions with Snape? I actually really like Defense Against the Dark Arts. I'm amazing at all subjects though, even if I got a E in Divination. Father says that Trelawney is a crazy old bat, anyways, and he couldn't care less if I failed Divination. Besides, I'm sure I'll have more than a few job offers. Not that I need them. Oh, the Dark Lord? No, I didn't really get involved. It's stupid to get rid of more than half the Wizarding population. I have many great aspects about me, but I don't think you deserve to know them. And as far as anyone else knows, I have no weaknesses. I'm flawless. I won't need to work after school's done, we already have plenty of money. You want to talk magic? Well, you'd be an idiot to completely ignore an entire branch of magic; that's what the Ministry is doing, steering clear of anything related to Dark Magic. And why would I help others if I could help myself? I might grace them if I'm feeling generous, but if they need it that bad, they can go to Harry bloody Potter with his hero complex. I'm sure he'd help them. There's nothing that I really want, except maybe some chocolate. I once had a ferret that I named Chocolate. She died, though. I think one of the horses trampled her. And as for my family, that's not for you to know. It's been really nice conversing, but I have more important things to do, like sleep. Ta~