Ash The Arby's Ghost

Backstory

Man I don't know how I got here. I was just kinda like, sitting at home eating a sandwich and next thing I know I'm floating all over the place wondering where I am. I guess I'm dead now? So yeah, I'm bored and it can be difficult for me to leave the grounds to I'm taking classes now to ease the bordem. I'm not even a wizard. I'm a muggle born muggle but I'm dead and stuck in a school of magic. So. I dunno. I can do magic now I guess. As a ghost.


I'm also an Arby's promoter I guess. They contacted me even though I'm dead. How does Arby's know about Hogwarts. Is Arby's run by wizards? Who knows.
god is dead, physics arent real, eat arby's