Lani Haluki

Backstory

Hello, People! Welcome to my Wall! No. That's boring. My wall of………………. Fame? No. wall of………… Ah, Forget it. Welcome to my backstory!!!!!!!

            Banner made by Ivy Dewdrop. totally recommend her. she's awsome!

The first thing you need to know. I’m SO TOTALLY EVIL. AND I’M PROUD OF IT. i’m so evil i may cut off my backstory now……….. Nah. You guys would gang up and murder me. MUAHAHAHA! And Now:

House: GRYFFINDOR FOREVER!!!! Literally every test I ever took, like, 30, ALWAYS said Gryffindor. A close second in the percentages was Ravenclaw, Then, Slytherin, and Hufflepuf. Sometimes the last two were swapped. 

Wand: English Oak Wood, Phoenix feather core, 13 inches, nice and supple. (did NOT make it up. Its from pottermore.)

Patronus: Magpie. I  have also gotten a blackbird, and a weird kind of cat. But, magpies symbolize intelligence and curiosity. Plus, i got it from pottermore. XD

Animagus: Hungarian Horntail. No. it is NOT the same as my patronus, because I WANT it to be a dragon, so it's a dragon. 

Age: 13. B-day Feb 5. People born on February 5th fall under the zodiac sign of Aquarius. This air sign is known for its distinctive and often forward-thinking characteristics. Aquarians are frequently described as independent individuals who value their freedom and possess a strong sense of individuality. They are often innovative and intellectual, driven by a desire to understand and contribute to the world around them. A key trait of Aquarians is their humanitarian nature; they tend to be deeply concerned with social justice and the well-being of others. Their unique perspectives and often eccentric nature allow them to approach problems with creative solutions. While they are known for their friendly and sociable demeanor, they also cherish their alone time, using it for contemplation and reflection. In essence, being an Aquarius often means possessing a blend of intellectual curiosity, a strong sense of social responsibility, and a deep appreciation for individuality. yup, tots meeee!!!

I'M A YEAR ONE FOREVERRRRRR! I don't do my schoolwork, even though I have gotten constant Outstandings and exceeds expectations. Typical me.

Appearance: um. Well. look at my pfp, peeps! Though, my hair has a gold glow in the sun, (seriously! No joke!) and my eyes are blue-green. Not hazel. I have oval shaped, red glasses, but trying to go to contacts, so DON'T YOU DARE IMAGINE ME WITH GLASSES! It’ll look WEIRD in your head!

Nicknames: none. Dont. Even. Try. my real name, it's actually Payton. But my mom would kill me if i put it on my acount, so, pleeeaaaase dont call me payton. She. would. MURDER. Me. and NO NICKNAMES!!!!

Personality: you sure you want to know? Okay………………. I’m VERY sassy, rule breaker, NOT bossy. No matter what my siblings say. Good at hiding anger, turning it to amusement, which annoys the HECK out of my sisters, MUAHAHA! Brave, (usually) um, how do i put this, violent? Nah. i like reading the most VIOLENT parts in books(and movies) over and over and OVER. then, i imagine the character dying. No joke. PLZ dont hate me. I LIVE for adventure. I live in a boring neighborhood in a boring house. I! WANT! ADVETURE! NOOOWWWWW! I NEED freedom. I LOVE animals, mostly because they actually do like you, and they don't only like u until someone else appears and then they walk away. They stay with you forever. If you sass me, i will slap you across the face(virtually, of course.) unless its friendly sass. I DONT like being told what to do. NEVER. EVER. TELL ME WHAT TO DO. i will MURDER you. Im more stubborn than a donkey. SOMETIMES i am sweet with people. Mostly only sweet with animals Hmmmmm. Am i missing something??? If i am,, teeeeeell meeeeee. 

Fav animal: of course, if ur my friend, you know this. HORSES FOREVER!!!!!

Fav color: black, and blue

MUAHAHAH! My sassy/stubborn side:

*i get asked to do something. I run away* “NO! NEVEEEEER!”                                 

*someone is sleeping* “WAAAAKE UUUUUUP!”

*someone tells me i’m super annoying. I smirk.* “yes, I am.”

*people call me clumsy. I squint at them* “if I’M clumsy, why did you fall into the water and not me?”

*im reading. Someone comes over and says something* “SHUT UP! IM READING!” 

*im reading. My mom comes over and says something.* “hm? What did you say, couldn’t hear you, i was READING!!”

 -fav lines i found online

Smiling doesnt always mean your happy. it means your strong

theres 'hell' in hello, 'good' in goodbye, 'lie' in believe, 'over' in lover, 'end' in friend, and 'if' in life.

being asked "why are you depressed?life is beautiful!" is like saying "why do you have asthma? there is so much air!"

buy a sword. name it Kindness. kill people with Kindness

BREAKING NEWS! the earth revolves around the sun! this may shock the people who think it revolves around them!

love is in the air. me: covers my nose and sprays the air with fabreeze

im 99% angel, but ooohhh, that 1%

when im bored, nobody texts me. when im busy, im the most poular person on the planet.

my best friend "i have no one" me: "what am i? a potato?"

i recently found out that most people dont see a movie when they read a book. they just see words on a paper. how sad is that?

dont let anyone who hasent been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces

real friends dont get insulted when you insult them they smile and call you something even more offensive

"you wear that shirt alot" me: "of course. i OWN it"

dear haters, i couldnt help but notice that 'awsome' ends with 'me', and 'ugly' starts with 'U'

if you see me smiling its because im thinking of doing something naughty. if im laughing, ive already done it

im not fragile like a flower. im fragile like a BOMB

"did you just fall?" "no, i attacked the floor" "backwards?" "im freaking talented!"

the villain willalways be the villain when the  hero tells the story

love is like giving someone a gun pointed at your heart and hoping they wont shoot

-fri(end), bestfri(end), boyfri(end), girlfri(end), books

im not weird im limited edition

i am a different person to different people. to  one im talented, to another im annoying. quiet to a few. unknown to alot. but to myself, who am i?

some people just need  a high five. in the face. with a chair.

Fun facts about me:

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  I sit in horse manure(on dares, but i begged them to dare me to do it. and also, its fun to see their faces.)

  
  


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  Whenever i fall off a horse, i get more confident on horseback

  
  


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  Im petrified of heights. Wanna know my first instinct? JUMP OFF THE CLIFF! 

  
  


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  I have a phobia of zombies. Also, people in full body animal costume. Anything that looks remotely human and isnt. 

  
  


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  I am also terrified of hand puppets. Dont ask why.

  
  


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  I am a daredevil. Someone says, “that's ridiculous. would YOU do that if someone told you?” Me: “yes. Want me to?” sadly, they then said, "no, dont do it." i totally WOULD.

  
  


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  I am gonna secretly train my grandparents unbroke horse. She likes me. ALOT. she lets me lay on her.  So, im gonna ride her. Im such a rulebreaker.

  
  


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  I am NOT a people person. Most people would be surprised. I hate adults. They kill earth. We take more than we need, use cars instead of bikes, abuse animals, tear down forests, kill OUR OWN PEOPLE, go to war WITH OUR OWN SPECIES, cut down trees to make paper money. Really? can't we trade something useful for something useful? No, we have to give someone paper for this. Ugh. when i grow up, im gonna become president and fix the world. (and fall asleep during the inauguration, haha)

  
  


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  I tried to run away once. Thats how bad i want adventure. I SO DESPERATELY want to live like storybook characters. Fight, live free, get kidnaped, escape, save the world, die young and free!! 

  
  


• i get jumpscare deasily, but weird. if something appears from nowhere, im fine. if something stares at me, then sprints at me, i flip


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-best comebacks

"i cant stand you" "then sit down"

"learn to take a joke" "learn to make one"

"your not funny" "never said i was"

"what are you looking at" "a dissapointment"

"stop talking back" "thats not how a conversation works"

"was i talking to you" "no but now you are"

"do i look like i care" "you care enough to answer"

"your ugly" "i was tryingto look like you today"

                                                                  STILL WORKING ON IT.