Alexandra

Backstory

Hello~ 

Nice to meet you, stranger. Call me Lex! I'm 13 years old and a first year (kinda wierd, i know). Here's more about me!

First off, I'm a pureblood. I really like spicy food and i have a sweet tooth. My favorite animal is a cat! I don't necessarily have a favorite color, but i really like the feeling blue & purple give me. Not in a weird way! They're just cool to look at...ahem. 

I have...a morbid sense of humor. It's mostly dark and i tend to laugh at the wrong times a lot. So please don't be offended if i laugh in your face after you told me your hamster died by farting. Sorry in advance.

I have a very bad habit of changing my personality depending on the person. Honestly, it should probably get checked out, but i couldn't care less. Also, i get very paranoid very easily and have social anxiety. And a crippling hate towards life and my intestines. You read that right. Like how dare you feel like a sack of noodles in my stomach right now?? Why do I have my period? Why is my body so hdksldjsksldk?? 

Anyways...things i hate: life, my intestines, needles, illnesses, milk (even the thought of it makes me gag i would rather die than drink that monstrosity), being yelled at (i will cry and that is a threat), being bossed around, sea food, fudge & reeta skeeter, the ministry of magic. I also have a crippling fear of getting sick. Not just vomiting, but things like cancer and stuff. I get really paranoid really as easily, as stated before.

I could ramble on and on about my absolute raging dislike towards the ministry of magic, but i won't. For your sanity. I usually think of gory ways to torture people i don't like when I'm mad as well. Happens a lot.

So, i think that's all you should know about me. If you want to be friends, i highly recommend you don't. I can't for the life of me uphold an online friendship, so don't even bother. Please. I will feel guilty and get depression. That is a threat.

I realize now that I've been threatening you a lot, but also that I've been using this wrong.. nevermind that. I don't think you want to know about my roots and stuff so it's fine.

Anyways, see you around the magical halls of Hogwarts. Good luck with your studies and whatever's going on in your life, stranger. Buh-Bye~!