Lanu Zarzuela

Backstory

I take pride in my last name Zarzuela. It’s sharp and witty and rolls off the tongue. I hate my first name though. It’s quite disgusting. So please refer to me as Zarzuela, Zara, Zarzy, The Big Z, any variation of my last name will do. I was put in hufflepuff for my “kind nature”. I think that’s kind of stinky poo poo. I’d much rather prefer Slytherin but I’d probably get my neck snapped off in two seconds. Gryffindor is fine, I guess. They’re loved for no reason but I think their alright. Ravenclaw are all probably geeks with no life. And there’s hufflepuff, the poo rats of hog warts. But I guess I’ll have to do. Big Z out.